Monday, November 30, 2020

Crooked Stave Hop Savant Brettanomyces IPA

 Crooked Stave Hop Savant Brettanomyces IPA .

6.7 % ABV, Crooked Stave Artisan Btewing Project, Denver, CO.

And here we have the first ever appearance of Crooked Stave here in the Nib. Why? No reason. Sometimes, things happen that way. It certainly won’t be the last.

Opaque, bright amber color, slim white head.


In the nose: big funk, wild sour, Intense Brett effects. I’m a fan from the start.

In the mouth: more funkier, juicier, just a little bit bittierer.....I’m digging it. Stone fruit, s9me citrus, big bitter, , oak, crazy fermentation, medium bodied, long  bitter/sour/funky flavor. 

I may be in the minority, but I love Brett IPASs. I eat em up with a ladle. Slurp em up. Love. Them. And this is a good one. 

India Pale ale brewed with brettanomyces. Dry-Hopped w/ Centennial & Simcoe




Sunday, November 29, 2020

Modist No Save Point Double Dry Hopped New England IPA

 Modist No Save Point Double Dry Hopped New England IPA.


6.9 % ABV, Modist Brewing, Minneapolis, MN.


Even while I strive to avoid the $16 + 4-packs and these DDH IPAs that all taste the same, I succumbed to this one. Why? Because, for some reason it’s all the rage. We couldn’t restock it fast enough. People tore it from my hands as I tried. What’s the big deal, just because they collaborated with some well-known rapping combo? Let’s find out what the fuss is all about.

Note before we start: I still don’t know what the band’s name means, what the name of this beer is all about, or what the hell is going on in the label illustration. No matter, we’re here for the beer.

All hazy like, bright golden hue, slim white head, leaving lace.

In the nose: citrusy hop notes, yeasty fuzz.

In the mouth: explosion of bold citrus hop flavors on the palate. Well-rounded, smooth, easy drinking.slight sweetness, but ultimately ending dry. Leaves the palate ably acquitted. And there’s that yeasty, hazy fuzz that I really don’t care for at all, nor do I get why it’s so necessary these.

All in all, it’s a tasty one for sure, but there’s not much separating it from all the others. “Another one of those? Sure, if I have to...”

Modist x Run the Jewels

Double Dry Hopped New England IPA brewed with Maris Otter, malted oats, wheat malt and flaked oats. Hopped with Cryo Sabro then double dry hopped with our selected Strata, Citra, Mosaic, Cryo Citra & Cryo Mosaic.

Junkyard Clearly Obscure New England Style Double IPA

 Junkyard Clearly Obscure  New England Style Double IPA.

8.1% ABV, Junkyard Brewing, Moorhead, MN.


Clouded, bright orange, lace-leaving layer of ivory froth.

In the nose: citrus notes and yeast. Lovely.

In the mouth: juicy from the start. Light bitterness.Full citrus and tropical hop flavors. A glass of hoppy pineapple/orange juice, with a kick. Delightful & delicious, with the warmth of the higher ABV unfolding on the palate and unspooling on the brain. 

I will stop complaining about NE IPAs. At least, this one is properly labeled. And it’s good for what it is. If I hanker for the filtered stuff, I try to keep some representation in the fridge. Sticker Fight, here I come!

This New England Style DIPA was bittered with Centennial & Mosaic hops and dry hopped with a blend of Galaxy & more Mosaic for juicy flavors of passionfruit, berries and citrus complemented by a golden, hazy body and the cleanest, dankest bitterness!⁣

Saturday, November 28, 2020

Prairie Artisan Ales Seasick Crocodile Sour Ale


 

Prairie Artisan Ales Seasick Crocodile Sour Ale. With cranberry, ginger, cinnamon, and nutmeg.




6.3% alc. by vol. Brewed and canned by Kreb’s Brewing, McAlester, OK.


Thoroughly clouded, bright pinkish color, small white head.



In the nose: cinnamon hits first, ginger coming up behind. Fruit is silent.

In the mouth: Kicking it off hot and spicy. Quite tart and with that, the cranberry takes center stage, spice is at the side. With each new sip, that’s what we get: tart cranberry, puckering, spices. Light bodied, refreshing, unique. Tasty little sour ale, I like it.






Friday, November 27, 2020

Ommegang/Alesmith Philosophy and Velocity: East Coast Edition

 Ommegang/Alesmith Philosophy and Velocity: East Coast Edition.

10.8 % ABV, Brewery Ommegang, Cooperstown, NY.

Round Two.

Utter darkness. Lush brown head. Opaque. Looking fine.

In the nose: Fruit, fruit, then Belgian yeast. Dark malts. Touch of sweet.


In the mouth: A little sweet, a little tart, with a good dose of fruit. Coffee rises up, with attendant dark,  chocolate malts.  It’s definitely a unique and intriguing combination. Full body, smooth, and overflowing with flavors. High ABV starts to show. I’m basking in the overglow. Ever so nice. It’s an effortless marriage of the parts. Tasty stuff.

Philosophy and Velocity combine two iconic imperial beers from East and West: Brewery Ommegang’s Three Philosophers, and Alesmith Brewing’s Speedway Stout.  For this project, each brewery crafted a singular blend to release through their own channels.  From the East Coast, Ommegang brewed a Belgian-inspired version of Speedway Stout to blend with their Three Philosophers Quadruple Ale.  From the West, Alesmith brewed an American ale variant on Three Philosophers to blend with their robust, coffee-infused Speedway Stout.  Philosophy, meet Velocity

Thursday, November 26, 2020

Pryes Black is Beautiful Chocolate Stout

Pryes Black is Beautiful Chocolate Stout.

6 % ABV, Pryes Brewing, Minneapolis,MN.


Solid black hue, opaque, slim brown head. 

In the nose: chocolate hits first, sweet, sweet cocoa, dark malts below.

In the mouth: rich chocolate flavors kick it off, with little competition. Medium bodied, smooth, and tasty. 

Moderate bitterness, expertly consumable. My only complaint is that I could stand to see it heavier, stronger, a wee bit more complexity, perhaps  Other than that, a commendable effort.




Unibroue À Tout le Monde Saison

 Unibroue À Tout le Monde Saison.


4.5 % ABV, 22 IBU,   Unibroue, Chambly, Quebec.

I have put off sampling this beer for too long. I like saisons. I love  Unibroue. Was it just because I don’t care for heavy metal and know nothing about Megadeth? Can you enjoy this beer without knowing or caring a bit about the band they collaborated with? I think so. Hey, it’s only $10 a 6-pack, let’s drink  some.

Clouded, amber hued, slim ivory head. In the nose: citrus, spice and Belgian yeast comes spilling out of the glaass. Farmhouse funk. Smooth and rustic at once.

In the mouth:Crisp, brisk, slightly tart, and delightful. Bright fruit, flight bitterness, lush malt. Stone fruit, apricot, peach, play with citrus. Light spice. Light bodied, excellent consumability. A tasty treat. I’m liking this more and more as the glass empties. Goes great with my thanksgiving meal of Thai takeout.  Damn you, Covid-19!




Bent Paddle Snow Maker Pale Ale

Bent Paddle Snowmaker Pale Ale. 5.5% ABV, 40 IBU.

Bent Paddle Brewing, Duluth, MN.


Lightly clouded, dark amber cclor, slim white head.

In the nose: moderate happiness appears in the aroma, citrus and pine, mixed with malt notes.

In the mouth: Crisp and bitter, with an ample frame of malty flavors below. Orange, grapefruit, lime, pine.match well with the slight sweetnesss from malt. Medium body, easy drinking. Just a touch of spice on the palate. Delicious, satisfying.

This is my idea of a winter pale ale. I could finish off a keg of this stuff.

Sometimes lake effect snow isn’t enough to blanket our thirst-enter Snowmaker. Our version of  a Robust Pale Ale piles on Centennial and Simcoe hops for a wonderfully groomed bitterness that carves through the malt backbone. Whether you are  celebrating apres skior simply kicking back, Snowmaker is the perfect accompaniment to your seasonal adventure.


Town Hall Tropical Parachute IPA

 Town Hall Tropical Parachute IPA.


 

7% ABV, Minneapolis Town Hall Brewery, Minneapolis, MN. 


Confession time: When I picked up this crowler at Town Hall last week, it was my first time at the brewery since June, for my birthday. I haven't strayed so long since probably that time years ago that they were closed for remodeling. I haven't done much traveling and visiting breweries recently. There's something about not being able to sit at the bar that I'm uncomfortable with. And now, bars are closed again, for the COVID. Sad. But, we've got to get it right, finally, at last. Whatever it takes to end this thing. 

Clear, bright golden color, sizable slab of ivory froth, lasting long. 

In the nose: slight sweetness, more tropical tones than citrus here. 

In the mouth: Moderate bitterness boards the palate. Hops are plentifully employed, and deliver some citrus, but more sweet-ish tropical notes. A touch of mango, with a side of lime. Medium bodied, easy drinking, and smooth. 

This is tasty stuff, but not for me. I need more of a bitter bite in my IPA. 

Hoppy tropical fruit IPA with notes of mango, pineapple, and papaya.

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Junkyard Australian Cheat Codes New England Style Triple IPA

junkyard Australian Cheat Codes New England Style Triple IPA.


10.4 % ABV. 

Junkyard Brewing, Moorhead, MN. 

Keep Cold-Drink Fresh. save the crocs, please recycle! unfiltered, may contain sediment. 

Hazy as your favorite expletive. murky goldish hue. Large, lush creamy head. 

In the nose: Fresh and fuzzy. All kinds of hoppiness. Citrus and tropical and fuzz. Bright and beautiful. 

In the mouth: Juicy, thick, huge. Bombastic. Fantastic. Boolah, boolahs. Wow! Turgid. Blistering citrus flavor, tropical topicals , too. Mushy malts. Fuzz everywhere on the palate. Thickness, richness, and all the hops. Murky, yeah. 

This is where the notes conclude. The author could not be reached for further comment. Perhaps this post was published posthumously? 

"Crikey, mate, we've got a live one!!" We brewed this Imperial IPA with three of our favorite Australian "cheater hops", Vic Secret, Galaxy, and Enigma. Prepare for an aromatic attack of stonefruit, with vicious hop flavors of pineapple, pine, and passionfruit. But be warned, if this croc were any bigga, he'd eat ya fa' lunch! 

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Lupulin Sophistry #8 India Pale Ale

Lupulin Sophistry #8 India Pale Ale. 


7.5 % ABV, 50 IBU, Lupulin Brewing, Big Lake, MN. 

All kinds of hazy. Bright golden hue. Large, lush ivory head. Looking good. 

In the nose: Bold, brash, bright citrus notes abound. Ridiculously lively and hoppy. Beautiful. 

In the mouth: Fresh, vibrant, delicious. Bursting with hoppy goodness. Never too bitter, never not enough. Grapefruit, orange, guava, and pineapple. Medium bodied, light, long, slightly bitter finish. Easy drinking. Nice, nice, nice. 

Just bitter enough, and plenty juicy, but ending on a dry note. This is a delight to drink down, all the way. Flat-out yummy. I mean, a dum dum-y. 

TL;DR: Go drink it. 

Welcome to Sophistry. An ever changing series of beers that explores the possibilities of what hop flavor can be.

Malts: 2- Row, Pilsner, Crystal Birch, Flaked Rye

Hops: Sultana, Sabro Cryo, Columbus, Falconers Flight

Tasting Notes: Creamy smooth body with Killer Pineapple notes with accents of Coconut and Mandarin Orange.

I'm sorry, everyone, I really should have referred to those pineapple notes as "killer." I don't know what I was thinking. 

Addendum: The phrase "killer" is one of my greater pet peeves that I shall never vanquish. It has been around since, I don't know, at least the 1930's, and yet everyone who uses it acts as if they are cool by employing this hackneyed phrase. What does "killer" even mean? That you're so cool that you're good at murder? Do you feel edgy by employing it, when saying that something is "killer" it makes you "killer"?It's one of those phrases, like "badass", that you can't critically contemplate without proving yourself some kind of a loser by the fact that you oppose it. 

It evokes a lack of imagination, ....

Monday, November 23, 2020

Alesmith / Ommegang Philosophy and Velocity: West Coast Edition

 Alesmith / Ommegang Philosophy and Velocity: West Coast Edition.

11.5 % ABV, Alesmith Brewing, San Diego, CA. (Collaboration with Brewery Ommegang)

And here we have the first part of a collaboration between Cooperstown, NY's Brewery Ommegang and San Diego, CA's Alesmith. They've mixed together two of their famous beers: Alesmith's coffee imperial stout Speedway (that's the velocity), and Ommegang's Three Philosopher's Quad/Kriek. Let's get to drinking.


Dark brown coloration, complete opacity, staple ring of cocoa-tan froth. 

In the nose: fruit first, then Belgian malt and yeast, followed swiftly by coffee. Malt is in command, and coffee soon dominates. 

In the mouth: Rich, smooth coffee flavors takes center stage right from the start, but there's no mistaking the Belgian quad just below. Coffee melds beautifully with the kreik and the quad. Big boned imperial malt flavors share the spotlight as well. Cocoa climbs it's way into the footlights, to take a bow. A successful marriage. All the actors are here, and playing their roles beautifully. Yum. A dum. Dum. 

Amazing stuff. Next up: the Ommegang version. 

West Coast Edition - Blend of Imperial Coffee Stout (Speedway Stout) and an American Ale variant of Ommegang's Belgian Style Quad (Three Philosophers).

Sunday, November 22, 2020

Oliphant Humans with Animal Lips Tropical Sour Ale with Passionfruit, Orange, & Guava

Oliphant Humans with Animal Lips Tropical Sour Ale with Passionfruit, Orange, & Guava.

5 % ABV. Oliphant Brewing, Somerset, WI. 


Clear, bright golden hue, lacey white head, looking good. 

In the nose: Tart and slightly salty at first (though no salt is mentioned), fruit follows suit. Utter lack of sweet, so far. 

In the mouth: Sour from the get-go, great, big puckeration. Intensely dry, not overly sweet or sour, at all. Light bodied, easily drinkable. One might expect larger, juicier, pulpier tropical fruit presence, but this is fairly restrained, as dry as it is sour. And I like that. 

Tasty sour, this. Good tropical sour, and you can drink it. 

Ballast Point Passing Haze IPA Session India Pale Ale

Ballast Point Passing Haze IPA Session India Pale Ale.

4.2 % ABV, 30 IBU. Ballast Point Brewing, San Diego, CA. 

Lightly hazed, bright golden hue, slim white head. 


In the nose: Mild citrus notes, with a twist of the tropical, slight sweetness. 

In the mouth: Light on the palate, mild hoppiness, light-bodied, easy drinking. Session IPA, no doubt, with the extra element of the hazy style. Citrus flavors, with the touch of pineapple & guava, swim in the senses, alongside a modicum of hop bitterness. Plays it nice and cool until the very end. 

Not a bad beer, but far too meek and mellow for me. It's no great shock that I mainly bought it because it was a $9 6-pack. 

Passing Haze IPA is an off-the-charts exploration of the India Pale Ale. We’ve loaded the hop cannons and fired a late addition blast bursting this incredibly sessionable IPA with juicy, tropical citrus hops. The result is an easy drinking treasure trove of hop gold.

Warpigs Chaos Monger Double India Pale Ale

Warpigs Chaos Monger Double India Pale Ale.

9.2 % ABV. 90 IBU. WarPigs Brewpub, ...Denmark? Indiana? This from the can: "Brewed and packaged under the supervision of Warpigs USA Brewing, Munster, IN, LLC at Summit Brewing Company, St. Paul, MN." 


Clear, dark amber hue, thin layer of cream-toned foam atop. 

In the nose: A. cornucopia of fruity expressions commands the olfactory. Berries and stone fruit, maybe a pinch of apple, dominate citrus and pine. Hoppiness abounds, malt matches mightily. 

In the mouth: Bitter kicks it off, juicy and bitter. Bitter hop display lays long on the palate, with a side of sweet. Citrus notes, a little pine, berries, and more. Juicy, with unrelenting bitterness. This is a tasty one. Alcohol pops up about a quarter of the way in, and the warm feelings commence. A very likable DIPA. Thoroughly yum a dum dum. 

The arduous road to hop enlightenment is wrought with chaos. Let the sentinel chaosmonger be your beacon to finding beer of character.

Saturday, November 21, 2020

Schell's Snowstorm Oat Stout Limited Edition 2020/2021

Schell's Snowstorm Oat Stout Limited Edition 2020/2021.

6.5 % ABV, August Schell Brewing Company, New Ulm, MN. 


Black as night, fully opaque, with a toasted brown head that quits too quick. 

In the nose: nutty, earthy, toasty, and toasty. Bittersweet. Notes of cocoa and coffee. 

In the mouth: Starts out with bitter notes, moving into creamy and smooth. Medium bodied, malt forward. A hearty, sturdy stout that glides easily down the gullet. Easy-drinking to the max. Maybe too much so. I don't mind a challenge once a year. But, that's just me. Or, is it? 

Anyway, it is a good oatmeal stout, and you can certainly drink it. 

A black stout brewed with Triticale Oats, this beer has notes of coffee and chocolate. 

Junkyard Flip Flops and Wheelies New England Style Pale Ale with Mosaic hops

Junkyard Flip Flops and Wheelies New England Style Pale Ale with Mosaic hops.

All cloudy (because of course), bright yellow coloring, slim white head. 


In the nose: Bold and bright citrus notes. blueberry on the side. 

In the mouth: Simply delicious. Big brightness, super shininess, total tastiness. Easy drinking, moderate bitterness. Juicy, juicy. And super delicious. Wait, did I say that already? No, I said simply delicious. Can it be both super delicious and simply delicious? Maybe, maybe...it is actually scrumptious. 

I guess I liked another Junkyard beer. What do you about that? 

100% Mosaic hops lend juicy, tropical aromas that will have you thinking it’s sandal season again. Next, the flavor kicks it into high gear with big, bold notes of pine and citrus, followed by a crisp, clean finish. We just ask that you enjoy this crusher after you’re done stunt doubling for the day.

Friday, November 20, 2020

Lupulin Sexy Hops: Talus Double India Pale Ale

Lupulin Sexy Hops: Talus Double India Pale Ale.

8.5 % ABV, 45 IBU. Lupulin Brewing, Big Lake, MN. 


All clouded-up (of course), bright golden color, fine cap of ivory foam. Looking good. 

In the nose: Bold citrus notes. Grapefruit, lemon, tangerine. Slight twist of tropical. 

In the mouth: Pungent. Poignant. A bit juicy, matching the bitterness. A trifle piney. Mostly citric. Lean-bodied, crisp and clean...-ish. A touch of sweetness. Altogether tasty, delightful, even delicious...maybe, dare I say, ...yum...a dum dum? 

Thoroughly delectable. Super sexy. The higher alcohol shows itself and comforts, warms, sets all straight that had been asunder. Right on. 

Our single-hop IPA series returns as a DIPA, featuring Talus!

From the creators of Sabro, Mosaic and Citra, and previously know as Experimental hop HBC 692, Talus delivers big aromas of pink grapefruit, citrus rind, dried roses, pine resin, tropical fruits and sage

Thursday, November 19, 2020

Rush River Arise Russian Imperial Stout

 Rush River Arise Russian Imperial Stout. Bourbon Barrel-aged. 2019 edition. 

11.2 % ABV, Rush River Brewing, River Falls, WI. 


I had no idea that Rush River made a Russian Imperial Stout, let alone a Bourbon barrel-aged version. Do they just sell it at the brewery (where I bought it a few months ago) or their immediately surrounding communities? It certainly doesn't come over here. Let's drink it. 

Distinctly Stygian hued, thoroughly opaque, slim ring of cocoa-tinged foam. 

In the nose: Robust, rich, cocoa, espresso, molasses. Along comes the bourbon notes, the charcoal, vanilla, whiskey barrel, and more. Mmm. Quite nice.

In the mouth: Thick, rich, robust. Intensive. Huge with the malt, barrel flavors, chocolate, maple, molasses, ...laying it on thick. Thick, rich, slick, and huge. Alcohol rings in, now. Much malt, huge thickness, large texture, ...all told, it's pretty damn good. 

This was a luxurious diversion. Hey, Rush River, maybe make some more and share it with the rest of the world. 

Ommegang Wine Barrel Three Philosophers

Ommegang Wine Barrel Three Philosophers. A blend of Quadrupel Ale and Belgian Kriek Ale with cherries aged in red wine barrels. 

9.3 % ABV. Brewery Ommegang, Cooperstown, NY. 


Dark crimson coloring, beautiful Burgundy hue, slim white head.

In the nose: Softly tannic, rosy, slightly sweet, barrel effects covering up the quad, malt forward.

In the mouth: rich, sweet, slightly tart, wine barrel working it's way on the palate. the kriek/quad lives just below, masked by the red. Vinous. Delicious. Medium bodied, long, malty, fruity finish. The other aspects of Three Philosopher slowly emerge from beneath the barrels. And with it the alcohol, smothering all in it's embrace. Sharp, sweet, tasty, luxurious. Lovely. Now, it's coming together, all the parts are showing off, the quad is showing it's Belgian side, the cherry is peeking through, and the wine is still there. 

Three Philosophers was always lovely, but this is even lovelier. 

It's even...yum a dum dum.

Aromas of roasted malt, dark fruit, molasses and oak accompany flavors of figs, currants and chocolate.

Three Philosophers, our iconic blend of quadrupel and Belgian kriek, is a tour de force whose malty depth and gentle sweetness are the perfect companions for deep contemplation. In 2019, reach new realms of rumination with this limited release of our iconic beer. Searching for the meaning of life? Even if you don’t quite get there, this beer is sure to sweeten the journey.

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Clown Shoes Hephaestus Russian Imperial Stout Aged In Bourbon Barrels with Espresso

Clown Shoes Hephaestus Russian Imperial Stout Aged In Bourbon Barrels with Espresso.

12.5 % ABV, 50 IBU. Clown Shoes Beer, Boston, MA. 

Total blackness, slim brown ring atop. 


In the nose: Rich malt, espresso notes, some cocoa. Small sweetness. 

In the mouth: Huge entrance on the palate, thick and rich. Did they put fudge in this one? (No, I'm kidding.)

Bourbon barrel effects are immense, lots of cherry, vanilla, oak. Deep, cocoa goodness. Coffee stays on top. Tasty stuff. And it's only 12.5 % ABV. Is that all? 

Bourbon really comes through in this one, espresso in the back seat. Huge, either way. Big time bigness. Much richness. Vast bitterness to meet massive malt. I'm digging it. Yum. A dum. Dum. 

Collaboration with The Blacksmith's espresso with the Good, the Bad, and the Unidragon from Clown Shoes. A coffee infused Russian Imperial Stout.

Collective Arts Hazy State Double Dry Hopped IPA

Collective Arts Hazy State Double Dry Hopped IPA.

4.1 % ABV. Collective Arts Brewing, Hamilton, ON, CAN. 


And here we have my first beer from this Ontario brewery with the very colorful, artistic labels. I decided for my initial offering the least expensive of the bunch (once more, I try to avoid the $16-$20 4-pack. This one was a mere $13.49.), this hazy session IPA. Will I be back for more? Let's sample this one first, and we'll see. 

Highly hazed, bright golden color, slim layer of delicate ivory foam. 

In the nose: Citrus and tropical fruit notes abound. Exquisitely pleasant. Grapefruit, orange, guava. 

In the mouth: Brisk, crisp and nicely hoppy. A bit on the thin side, body-wise, but that's partially the point. Moderate bitterness blesses the palate. Refreshing and quite tasty. Knock-backable to a crazy extreme. 

This hugely flavourful, yet still extremely sessionable Double Dry-Hopped IPA made with 16 grams per litre of Amarillo, Citra, Mosaic and Centennial hops. Citrus and Tropical fruit notes dominate, but is also balanced with a smooth body that makes this one super easy drinking IPA.

La Trappe Trappist Tripel

La Trappe Trappist Tripel. 


8 % ABV, 24 IBU. Bierbrouwerij de Koningshoeven, Noord-Brabant, the Netherlands. 

This sort of thing just keeps happening. I check out my reviews on this blog about a particular brewery, and am shocked--shocked, I say!--that one of their offerings has slipped past my attention and never made it here on the Nib. Yes, that has happened with the Tripel from La Trappe. Have I not had it in over 10 years? A crime! (Looking back at old posts, Dubbel and Quadrpel appeared here when I had it on tap at the Blue Nile. The backbier showed up when it was on tap at Acadia Cafe. Others were bottles purchased at stores. And none was the tripel. Still can't believe this one got past me.)

Well, let's make up for that right away. Luckily, there was exactly one bottle on the shelves at the store where I currently work, and I bought that and now I will drink it, and write fresh notes. 

Lightly hazed, bright golden/amber hue, slim white-ish head. 

In the nose: Sweet and mysterious. Honey, peach, apricot, slice of citrus, with the twist of Belgian yeast adding a level of funk and barnyard. Ripe fruit, candy, and a touch of the wild. 

In the mouth: Slight kiss of the hops to kick it off, just enough bitter for balance. Citrus peel, stone fruit, a touch of honey. Lean bodied, and despite the high ABV, excellently easily drinkable. A joy to consume, hits all the right notes, all the way down the throat. Classic rendition of this style. And flat out delicious, let us not forget. 

Here's what they say: A golden blonde Trappist ale with a white head. Fruity aromas of peach and apricot combined with a floral aroma. La Trappe Tripel is a classic Trappist ale with a powerful and full flavour. In addition, this ale has a candy-sweet and light malty character. The aftertaste is bitter and slightly dry.

Now, just for kicks, a look at old notes, retrieved from BeerAdvocate.com, published there in March of 2003: A vintage 11.2 oz. bottle, exact year unknown. This is my first tasting of an aged beer, but I didn't do the aging, it was a gift from the distributor's sales rep. "Six or seven years old," he said, "Original recipe, with the x's on it, we were just storing it in the office, and it's probably reached it's peak. Had the dubbel last night, nice and chocolately." So why give it to me? Is he gunning for the title of Coolest Sales Rep Ever?

There's actually a "best by" stamp, but it's hard to read. "08:46 02 04"? Does it have another 10 months to go? I certainly don't care, I'm drinking it now!

Color: murky, peachy orange, with a few brown flecks nestled at the bottle of the glass. Head is white, ample, but short-lived.

Aroma feels arcane and hoary, like something from seven centuries ago, not seven years. Deep with citrus and spice, but mellowed, too. I almost don't want to drink it, and would keep this mysterious and lovely smell in my nose as long as it can last! Most akin to orange candy, glittered with spice.

Taste? Delirious, and a trifle devastating. ABV is kicking a little from the start, but the light, but complex flavor is a bit overwhelming. Hops are in charge, and fandango along the tongue for a turn or two, never really quitting the spotlight. A certain tartness soon overtakes at the end, while sugar and spice continue to cameo. 

Sadly, at the very end, my initial excitement has worn off, as has the brew's complexities. Mouthfeel is a bit thin, and the flavors have died down quite a bit. No doubt, my friend was right, and this bottle is in it's final stages. In my last few swallows, a little extra something reaches the back of the mouth. Is it the yeast? I pour the entire contents of the bottle in, and down it all...fuller, darker, boozier, an excellent end.

That was nice. But not earth-shattering. Maybe that other vintage bottle, the dubbel, will be different?

...

and now, enjoy my take on the relabeled Koningshoven Tripel, from 12 of 02:


Let's see about this...they're no longer "La Trappe", yet they still call it a Trappist on the label. I'm still not sure what's up with this.

Appearance: lovely amber/ orange color, with a generous, buzzing, bubbly head. Aroma: sweet as can be, fantastically sugary. Orange, honey, sweet fruits, (peach, apricot, melon) and more in the nose. Not too sugary, though, rather mellow, actually. 

Medium body, with a profusion of hops to delight the tongue. Light carbonation. Lacks in complexity, though.

So, how does it compare to it's predecessor, La Trappe Tripel?

Wouldn't you know it, someone gave me an 8 year old bottle, the original stuff! ...darker color, some brown spots on the foam, aroma more pungent and sour, as well as sweet, and a vast cornucopia of fruits, more citrus and grape, cherries and berries...hops are huger, chocolate flavors show up!...alcohol stronger... more more than your average tripel..let's hear it for cellaring!

Though it's not fair to compare with an aged sample, this newer version does not compare to what I remember from fresher versions.

Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Junkyard Galaxy Double IPA

Junkyard Galaxy Double IPA.


8.4 % ABV, Junkyard Brewing, Moorhead, MN. 

Lightly hazed, bright golden color, slim white head. 

In the nose: Bold citrus notes. Big, fresh, fruity, slightly tart. Grapefruit, orange, lemon, melon. 

In the mouth: Juicy, bitter, delicious. Flat out yum a dum dum. Piney, citric, dry, enticing. Lemony, grapefruit, tangerine. Nice with the bitterness, while still smooth and refreshing. Big and juicy, with a tasty hop bite. Alcohol is starting to rise up and dominate. Huge hoppiness meets just a little bit of fuzz. 

Another tasty one from Junkyard, and I'm digging it. 

This American IPA showcases the Galaxy hop, a variety that boasts a dank bitterness with hints of citrus, peach, and passionfruit. It's truly... Out of this world!

Monday, November 16, 2020

Three Floyds Sköll Imperial Porter

Three Floyds Sköll Imperial Porter. With honey, cacao nibs, peppers, and aged on oak. 

8.5 % ABV. Three Floyds Brewing, Munster, IN. 


Thoroughly ebon. Rich, lush cocoa-tinged head. Terrifically dark. 

In the nose: Earthy. Malty. Slightly roasted and toasted. Cocoa and espresso. Nice.

In the mouth: A flood of malty flavors. The chocolate and coffee, soon met with the heat of the peppers. Lain dormant in the aroma, they spring to life on the palate, without taking over. Full-bodied, rich, delicious, long-lasting malty flavors. Pepper flavor remains moderate, Just the way I like it. Heat is matched by alcohol, and they come together in a beautiful way, rich and rewarding. 

I like a good ol' Imperial Porter, and this is one. 

Honey, Cocoa Nibs, Guajillo & Chipotle peppers and aged on Oak

Sunday, November 15, 2020

Rogue Batsquatch Hazy India Pale Ale

Rogue Batsquatch Hazy India Pale Ale.

6.7 % ABV, 54 IBU. Rogue Ales, Newport, OR. 


So, hazy IPAs don't bug me as much as unlabeled hazies do. I recently had to delete a post about a double IPA from a brewery I love, as I spent so much space and time complaining about the fact that this wasn't labeled as a "hazy" that I completely forgot to describe the flavors of the beer . You wouldn't have wanted to read that at all. You probably don't care to hear me rant against smoothie sours and marshmallow beers, either, so I'll keep avoiding them. Or maybe you do, but I'm still spending my money elsewhere.

And when Rogue (who I haven't sampled in at least six years. Odd that they were once a staple at Acadia for whatever reason, and I never ordering a keg, once in five years.) comes out with a hazy IPA that's only $8 for a six pack of 12 ounce cans, you can bet I'll be trying it. 

It's hazy, bright golden hued, large white cap of foam. 

In the nose: Soft, citrusy, slightly sweet. Trademark Rogue yeast. 

In the mouth: Juicy, sweet, light bitterness on the palate. Medium-bodied, easy-drinking, with the flash of the tropical tastes mingled with the citric. Just enough lingering bitterness to keep me happy. Not a bad IPA at all, and you can drink it. 

For years, rumors have circled that deep in the woods on Mount St. Helens lives the fabled Batsquatch. While there are many tales of Batsquatch, they are all a bit hazy on the details, which makes the truth such a juicy mystery. So what better way to honor the elusive legend than with a hazy IPA? Perfect for camping and potentially making a new friend. This juicy, cloudy IPA features intense tropical flavors and aromas.


OddSide Ales El Dankerino West Coast Style Double IPA

Odd Side Ales El Dankerino West Coast Style Double IPA.


9.5 % ABV, 77 IBU. Odd Side Ales, Grand Haven, MI.

Lightly hazy, bright golden hue, slim white head, leaving some lace. 

In the nose: Dank, it is. Piney, resin-y, raw, and powerful. Huge hoppiness. 

In the mouth: Aggressive hop bitterness leads the charge on the palate, and the flavors come spilling out. A blast of citrus and tropical fruit notes, turning dry with a quickness. Swift finish, bitterness quits quickly, too. Springs back into action with each new sip. Alcohol begins it's ascent and starts it's domination. Orange and grapefruit with a smack of tangerine. Ending sharp, as well as dry, and I like it that way. 

A pity I finished these off so fast. I could really go for some more. This is a double IPA just the way I like it. I am increasingly fond of this brewery's efforts. Good beer, and, yes, you can drink it. 

(And a good Lebowski reference never hurts!)

This west coast style DIPA packs a hoppy punch with a smooth, citrusy finish. Brewed with Citra, Amarillo and Simcoe hops, this is sure to please even the hoppiest hop head.

Friday, November 13, 2020

Lupulin Lateralus-Cacao & Marshmallow

 Last night, I published a post where I promised to cease complaints about the trends that bug me in beer, and concentrate on the good. After that, I had a marshmallow beer. Way to stay on message. (In my defense, I had already purchased the offending beverage, should I throw it out, or --gasp--not review it?)

Lupulin Lateralus-Cacao & Marshmallow Imperial Stout. 

11 % ABV. Lupulin Brewing, Big Lake, MN. 


There were two variant versions released, coconut & marshmallow. Why did I choose this one to write about? Because the coconut version sold out faster (and this one is still on the shelves), and the marshmallow was sold as singles, and I didn't have to buy a 4-pack. So, here I go, drinking a marshmallow imperial stout, because...

Total blackness, thoroughly opaque, lush cocoa-tinged head, looked ridiculously amazing. 

In the nose: Sweetness. Chocolatey...and...can you smell marshmallow? 

In the mouth: Big sweetness hits the palate first, overwhelming, massive malt flavors. Vanilla, cocoa, and ...marshmallow lead the charge of flavors, and that might be about it. Marshmallow is not a flavor I look for in an imperial stout. I wish I could find more flavors, but it's all marshmallow. That might be good for you, but...eh. 

Far too sweet. Lacking in balancing bitterness. Too much marshmallow. Bleh. I can't enjoy this. Blech.

Expand your mind with Lateralus - Cacao & Marshmallow, the latest release in our Imperial Stout series. Waves of silky sweet chocolate and double fold vanilla flow across fluffy mountains of soft pillowy marshmallows... Embrace the madness and float away to your happy place... 

I will NOT embrace the madness! No! No, to marshmallow beers! No, no, no!!!

(To think that I spend $5 on this can for the privilege of punishing myself.)

Thursday, November 12, 2020

Perennial Distant Land Saison

Perennial Distant Land Saison.


6.2 % ABV. Belgian-style ale with brettanomyces. Perennial Artisan Ales, St. Louis, MO. 

I used to think that maybe, possibly, I could drink all the beers. That possibility dwindled away many years ago. There are too many beers to drink them all. I can only hope to drink the best, as much as I can, to suit my taste, as well. 

Before opening this bottle, I looked on the other Perennial postings here in the Nib. One bottle purchased in Chicago-land, seven years ago. Next, five years ago, a bottle bought locally once they'd begun to distribute here, with this at the end of the post: "This is the first Perennial brew I've purchased locally. There's no reason why I should stop here. Drink 'em up, people." Six months later, another, with the next review being four years later, a sample can from a distributor rep. And then, nothing, until now. 

I hate it when I lie to you guys like that. I basically promised that I would keep sampling this brewery's wares, and then I dropped the ball. Why? Was I shopping in the wrong stores? Was I passing them over for something hotter, sexier, fresher? So many questions. 

One thing I know for sure is this: I need to stop complaining about the trends in beer that I dislike, and shine a spotlight on the good stuff going on, like the works of breweries like this one. 

So, let's drink it. 

Lightly hazed, vibrant gold coloration, large, lace-leaving head, looking absolutely gorgeous. 

In the nose: classic farmhouse funk. Horse-blankety. Slightly tart, utterly wild. Definitely touched by Brett.

In the mouth: Bright and zesty. Smooth, citrusy, medium-bodied, easy-drinking. Smacks of fruit for a bit, spice for a bit longer, then turns dry on a dime. Delicious and refreshing. Delightful touch of Brett on the palate. 

I'm enjoying this one quite a bit. Yum, as I've said, before, a dum dum. 

 Belgian Saison brewed with Flaked Oats and fermented with our house saison strain, then package conditioned naturally with Brettanomyces claussenii.

A late hop addition of Mosaic lend to the tropical flavors produced by the B. claussenii. Distant Land is an ode to the melding of classic Belgian beers, with new American brewing techniques. Lightly hoppy, lightly funky to help get us through the long nights of Winter.

Founders Backwoods Bastard Barrel-aged Wee Heavy

Founders Backwoods Bastard Barrel-aged Wee Heavy.

11 % ABV. 55 IBU. Founders Brewing, Grand Rapids MI. 


I'm looking around the store where I work, and I'm thinking about what beers we have that I need to put in the Nib. My eyes fall upon a 4-pack of Backwoods Bastard, the barrel-aged version of Dirty Bastard, and I consult this very blog to see it nowhere inside. Brought the beers home, and checked BeerAdvocate. com, and lo and behold there are my notes from February of 2010, ten months before I got this thing up and running. 

In ten years I never bought any BB? Nope. According to Untappd, I checked into it once, at Bryant Lake Bowl in 2018. So, let's revisit it, and look at those old notes and see if they hold up. 

Hazed, deep dark crimson to brown, slimmed, dunnish head. 

Sweet, bourbon-y aromatics right off the bat. Cherry wood and leather. Spices and smoke. Rich and luxuriant. 

Taste: Very complex, too much going on to take it apart at first sip. You get the wood, the whiskey, and below the sweet Scotch ale at the base. Mmm, oaky...mmm, rich and bourbon-y. Starts sweet, gets dry and well-rounded, nicely balanced, and oozing over with wonderful flavor. You don't feel the 10% right away, but it gets in there, oh, yes...very nice. Not too much bourbon, which can be a detriment at times. If it weren't so strong or so expensive, I'd be at this quite a bit.

Expect lovely, warm smells of single malt scotch, oaky bourbon barrels, smoke, sweet caramel and roasted malts, a bit of earthy spice and a scintilla of dark fruit. It’s a kick-back sipper made to excite the palate.



Wednesday, November 11, 2020

Junkyard Jelly the Nut Peanut Butter and Jelly Stout

Junkyard Jelly the Nut Peanut Butter and Jelly Stout. Stout with Peanut and Raspberry. The Return.

8.4 % ABV. Packaged 11/02/20. Junkyard Brewing, Moorhead, MN. 

Complete blackness, utter opacity, brief brown head. 


In the nose: Peanut butter notes start, quickly coupled with raspberry, blackberry, all the berries. Until berries become all. Peanut butter and malty flavors now lurk just below. 

In the mouth: Juicy at the start. Fruity. Berry-y. Lightly bitter. Moderate/low sweetness. Much malt, but not over the top. And interesting blend. Peanut Butter has it's moment to shine, but is ultimately ungulfed by the jelly. Mostly fruit and malt, while still being tasty. And the higher alcohol starts to ring in. 

The booze begins to take over, and the berries are clearly on top. There's just the tiniest touch of that p.b. flavor below, but that doesn't worry me. I don't fret over the "who's more peanut buttery" contests. That's just crap. And I do enjoy a raspberry stout, imperial stout, double stout, what have you. And I love to see the caricature of Jabba the Hutt and Salacious Crumb on the label. 

So, I like it. So what. At least, there are no marshmallows. 

Peanut Butter Stout with raspberry puree.

It's like that old Prince song. They had a raspberry puree....

Actually, I found a little bit more: 

The return of Jelly The Nut has finally come. It’s a rich and smooth pastry stout with an aroma that will remind you of a freshly made peanut butter and jelly sandwich. We used loads of raspberry purée and natural peanut to recreate a favorite from all of our childhoods. ⁣

*Be sure to keep this one cold, because we added even more raspberry after fermentation. ⁣

Still. "Pastry Stout." Ugh, I hate that phrase. Yeah, yeah, I know, "old man yells at clouds", I hear ya...

Ommegang Hopstate 2020 IPA (Hop Heritage Series)

Ommegang Hopstate 2020 IPA (Hop Heritage Series) Dry hopped India Pale Ale, Locally Sourced NY Hops.  

7.4 % ABV, 45 IBU. Brewery Ommegang, Cooperstown, NU. 


Dear reader, I have sinned profoundly. It has been three years since the last entry of the Brewery Ommegang here in the Nib. They are one of my favorite breweries and I feel like I've been neglecting them. And many of the reviews posted here (but not all) in the past five years or so have been samples provided by distributors and reps. I am going to try to make sure their beers don't escape me too much in the future, while I strive to avoid those trendy $20 4-packs of hazy DDH DIPAs that always disappoint me because they taste the same. This quartet of ales was about $12 for the 16-ouncers. 

And so, here we have the first India Pale Ale from Ommegang here in the Nib. I've had every kind of beer from them you can think of, but not an IPA. (Also, it's the first Ommegang I've reviewed from a can, for whatever that's worth.) Let's drink it. 

All cloudy-like (and you know I wish it weren't), bright golden hue, slim white head. 

In the nose: floral, citrusy, stone fruit. Lightly spicy. Lemon, tangerine, grapefruit, apricot. 

In the mouth: Juicy. Bitter. Delightful. Bitterness last long on the palate, but is effortlessly balanced. Whiff of Belgian yeast. Delicious malt profile lurks below. Medium bodied, easy-drinking, ending on a grassy and dry note. Slight astringency, but tasty stuff. This is what I look for in an unfiltered IPA. 

The first three of these went down way too fast. I'd get more of these in a heartbeat. 

Hopstate IPA pours hazy pale orange with a lively white head. Bright citrus notes dominate the aroma, underpinned by vibrant floral hop character. Flavors of fresh squeezed orange juice are married to a soft, pillowy mouthfeel with moderate bitterness, and a slightly sweet finish with hints of candied orange peel 


't Smisje Catherine the Great Russian Imperial Stout

 't Smisje Catherine the Great Russian Imperial Stout.

10 % ABV. Brouwerij Smisje, Vlaanderen, Belgium. 


And here we have the second appearance of the Brouwerij Smisje of Belgium in the Nib, following Great Reserva, back in 2012, which was the cognac barrel aged version. (According to BeerAdvocate, I've had 12 of their beers. Wonder if I'll ever see them again?) I bought this one at the retail store that I am currently working at. I have no idea how long it was on the shelves, but it is an older label than the one currently used, with the illustration of the horse, just Kate in this one, utterly horseless. How long did it sit there, waiting for me to rescue it? Should still be good, right? 

But, I'm going to look back on old notes, though, taken in January, 2009: 

Dusky garnet hue, cocoa toned head...creamy..

Beautiful nose, tart, yet sweet, bursting with ripe fruit, getting increasingly sour...pungent and potent.

Caramel delights on the tongue, meet rich, bountiful fruit, cherry, grape, and berry, with a cocoa twinge. Smooth, lightly tart, not too fruity, ...getting closer to chocolate, but not quite. 

Also, expecting a Belgian twist on an Imperial Stout, not too dark, or thick. But that's what makes this unique. Taste something like other Belgian stouts I've had, and yet unlike them, as well. Wine-like flavor, yeasty, and lively...great texture, lively play on the palate. I'm enjoying this more as I drink it. Liking this, liking this. 

If Belgium never makes a thick, chewy, chunky chocolatey RIS, and only makes tasty, fruity, complex brews like this...I'm fine with that.

So, that's what I thought about it 11 years ago, nearly twelve, actually. What about this one? 

It's the same beer. Still holds flavor, but something feels a little off. But, just a little. A touch thinner. But containing plenty of character. No head, though. Definitely past it's prime. This was this last bottle on the shelf, inexplicably ignored for, I don't know, years and years. It was only $6, why was it passed over? Because it looked too old, probably? Because no one knows what it is, since they can't read the label? 

There a whole lot of questions I'm challenged with at this new job. 

Monday, November 9, 2020

Deschutes Royal Fresh Imperial IPA

 Deschutes Royal Fresh Imperial IPA.


9% ABV, 70 IBU. Deschutes Brewing, Bend, OR. 

Clear, bright golden color, slim white head. 

In the nose: Expressive fruit, citrus and stone, sweetness supreme, touch of bitter. 

In the mouth: Massive mouth, big time bitterness, hops launch an assault upon the palate. Juicy, and turning hot. Alcohol rises. Candied fruit. Apricots and oranges, pineapple and tangerine. Medium bodied, long bitter finish. It's a big ol' hop bomb. Big and boozy, just the way I like 'em. 

Get a taste of hop royalty with this juicy juggernaut featuring big, tropical hop flavors and a deceptively smooth finish. 7 hop additions across 6 points of the brewhouse and fermentation add 5lbs/barrel of hops to this majestic brew. 

Pipeworks Imperial Spumoni Jones Dog Imperial Milk Stout

Pipeworks Imperial Spumoni Jones Dog Imperial Milk Stout.

10.5 % ABV. Pipeworks Brewing, Chicago, IL. 


Utter darkness, absolute opacity, slim to no head. 

In the nose: Huge chocolate, some vanilla, and then the raspberry. Strawberry? Some berry. It's there. It's nutty. Pistachio? It's there. Whoa. I'm liking this. 

In the mouth: Once on board the palate, there it is: cherry, sweetness, vanilla, chocoalate. Creamy. Rich, thick-ish, smooth, delicious. All of the flavors are there in attendance. They made an Imperial Stout that matches spumoni ice cream. Ain't nothing wrong with that. 

Good spumoni Imperial Stout and you can drink it. Yum. Yum a dum dum. 

Imperial stout ale with cacao nibs, vanilla, lactose, cherries, and natural pistachio flavor

Sunday, November 8, 2020

BlackStack Microdosing: Mosaic Once A Day IPA

BlackStack Microdosing: Mosaic Once A Day IPA.

7.2 % ABV. BlackStack Brewing, St. Paul, MN. 

BlackStack sends a lot of cans to market these days, most of them called "DDH IPA" or "DDH DIPA", with little other information about the hops involved or what may differentiate them from one another. I can't try them all, as there are too many other beers to get acquainted with. They're all also $16-$20 a 4-pack, so I need to give more attention to the less expensive beers. But this one seems different. What's a "Once A Day" IPA? What is "microdosing"? I took a 4-pack home in order to find out. 

Hazy (of course), bright yellow coloration, slim white head. 

In the nose: Big time lemon and lime, twist of grapefruit, touch of berries. High hoppiness. 

In the mouth: Touch of bitter up front, then on comes the sweetness. Medium bodied, moderate bitterness. all Mosaic hops. Clean and juicy. Drinkable and delightful. Not enough bitterness for me, but I just can't get that anymore. Can't expect it from the brewers who do the hazy things 24/7. 

Soft, smooth...eh. But, to be fair, the bitterness does linger on the palate just enough to keep my tongue happy. I end up liking this. It's alright. And more alright than every DDH IPA that comes down the pike. 

Get your daily dose of this IPA that we doses daily (...AKA every day of primary fermentation) with our wonderfully fruity hand-selected Mosaic to keep the juices flowing. Expand your horizons. Open your mind. Put this in your mouth. ?

Okay. So, it's all just drug references? I get it. Cool. Sure. 


Bear Republic Spawn of Yaga Russian Imperial Stout

Bear Republic Spawn of Yaga Russian Imperial Stout.

12 % ABV, Bear Republic Brewing, Healdsburg, CA.

Strictly ebony, complete opacity, brief head. 

In the nose: ash, molasses, cocoa, a dose of coffee. 

In the mouth: Massive malt. Deep, dark, roasted, slightly bitter, and altogether delicious. Mmm, this is a right on the money RIS. Got the goods. Burnt, bittersweet, and deadly. Richness upon richness, dark chocolate, espresso, brown sugar. All the goods. 

This isn't the best of all RIS's, but it ain't bad. Go drink it. 

Spawn of Yaga was inspired by the Russian folktale of Old Baba Yaga and her nefarious deeds. Deep, dark, and luscious layers of flavor were summoned through the play of light against dark caramel and roasted malts, nefarious use of blackstrap molasses, incantations of licorice root, and toiling over a boiling cauldron of invert syrup crafted in our brewery. 

Friday, November 6, 2020

Junkyard Double Dry Hopped Wicked Awesome Slurry India Pale Ale

 Junkyard Double Dry Hopped Wicked Awesome Slurry India Pale Ale.

8.5 % ABV. Junkyard Brewing, Moorhead, MN. 


Seriously hazed, bright golden/orange hued, large and lasting, lace-leaving, ivory head. 

In the nose: Grassy, floral, piney, citrusy delights unfold. 

In the mouth: Soft and silky. I won't say "pillowy", because when's the last time you drank a pillow? Exceptionally smooth. Big citrusy flavors, orange and grapefruit and lemon galore, just a smidgeon of bitterness, all coalescing on a dry note. 

Citrus meets a touch of tropical, but all wrapped up in dry. Just enough bitterness to keep it interesting. Grassy, citrusy, and absolutely delightful. 

I may rail against the hazy and the murky, but when it works, it works. 

This New England Style Double IPA is brewed and dry hopped with a blend of Eureka and El Dorado hops for a dank hop character, hoppy haze, and pillowy mouthfeel. Strong tropical notes, especially mango & pineapple come through with hints of pine and a nice overall sweetness that you probably wouldn't expect from a Slurry Monster!⁣ 

A mysterious shape appeared in the murky haze, and suddenly she felt the leafy claws of the Slurry Monster! This hoppy brute features Eureka and El Dorado hops for a flavor that's both dank and juicy. 

Thursday, November 5, 2020

Sisyphus Wizard Mode Hazy NE IPA

Sisyphus Wizard Mode Hazy NE IPA.


6.8 % ABV. Sisyphus Brewing, Minneapolis, MN. 

Hazy, bright golden hue, long-lasting ivory head. Looking nice. 

In the nose: Mellow citrus, floral, tropical aromatics. 

In the mouth: Sweet and juicy at first, with moderate bitterness eventually entering the stage. Just enough hop bitterness to keep my tongue tantalized. Citrus, orange and lemon, with a touch of mango/guava. Delicious. Smooth. Exquisitely drinkable. Tasty, tasty. Ending on a dry note. 

Very likable. I will, in fact, dub it to be: Yum A Dum Dum. 




Monday, November 2, 2020

New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA

New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA.


How long has this beer been around? (Answer: nearly four years.) Why haven't I tried it before? Were my distributor and brewery reps recalcitrant in providing samples? Certainly. And now, they have no need to give them to me, at least not in my current circumstance. Yes, many of my New Belgium reviews for the past several years had been from samples, and now I have to pay for everything. So, I bought a single 19.2 oz. can for sale at the retail store where I work, and now it's time to check it out. 

9% ABV. 70 IBU. New Belgium Brewing, Fort Collins, CO. 

Clear, bright golden hue, large and lasting ivory head. Looking great. 

In the nose: A delightfully dank and expressive hop stew in the aromatics, citrus and tropical fruit notes abound. Sweet switches sides with bitter, time and again. 

In the mouth: Impressively powerful and potent from sip one. Not a shy one in the least, this starts off as a mess, immensely bitter, fruity, juicy, and malty components that add up to a monster. Orange, tangerine, lime, mango, dancing with the high alcohol, a massive mix, pounding the palate, flooding the senses. Bitter orange peel, candied apricots. A lot of flavors here. High hop bitterness, medium body, long hoppy finish. 

An unsubtle beast. But as a dedicated hophead, I like it. I like big, burly unbalanced IPAs, ever now and then. They're okay by me. Certainly doesn't rise up to the ranks of the rarified double IPAs, but I don't mind it one bit. 

A rare blend of choice hops creates an explosion of fresh-cut pine and citrus flavors for a complex, rich and delicious flavor.


Spiral Brewery Archimedean Series Formula 1 Imperial Stout

Spiral Brewery Archimedean Series Formula 1 Imperial Stout.

9% ABV, 100 IBU. Spiral Brewery, Hastings, MN. 


Absolutely ebon, completely opaque, slim brown head. 

In the nose: Massive malt, deep and rich, with the appropriate accompanying aromas of cocoa, coffee, dark fruits, molasses, char. Inviting and enticing. 

In the mouth: More of the big and the rich and the sweet. Just enough hop bitterness for balance (though the IBU is listed at 100), but the malt is king here. Cocoa, coffee, and all the above named flavors from the aroma are resting on the palate. Chocolate takes center stage, in time. Very dessert-y, without having to add fudge, for christ's sake. 

This is a tasty one, but it doesn't rise the the heights of imperial stouts. 

Sunday, November 1, 2020

Three Floyds Permanent Funeral Imperial IPA

Three Floyds Permanent Funeral Imperial IPA.

10.5 % ABV. 100 IBU. Three Floyds Brewing, Munster, IN. 


Lightly hazed, pale amber/near gold coloring, slim white head atop. 

In the nose: Bursting with citrusy hop goodness. Orange and grapefruit meets mango and guava. Intense, fiery. 

In the mouth: It's a monster! Rich, full, overpowering, but not overbearing. Not for hopheads like you and me. Boom! Powerful. Drips resiny, piney hop flavors all throughout the sense. Alcohol rises up and makes the scene. Boom, boom! Candied fruit is coming to the fore. Stone fruit joins the choir, apricot, peach. Dank as it gets. Sticky icky. I am thoroughly enjoying this. My kind of beer. 

The wolf inside this pale ale is trying to walk upright. This bright and aromatic beer was brewed with our friends in the band Pig Destroyer.