Sisyphus Mr. Sparkle’s Rice Lager.
What am I doing with a rice lager in a crowler? What would possess me to possess such a thing? Doesn’t seem like me, does it? Let’s just say I want to investigate why these are so danged popular…and acknowledge the Simpsons reference.
Clear, pale yellow, no head.
In the nose: vacant, vapid, vegetal, grainy.
In the mouth: nothing here, nada, nil, null. Clean, though, but not quite crisp. It’s not bad, but it ain’t much. And there’s the secret: folks going out for a magic or comedy show, they like ‘em easy breezy. Nothing to fuss over, nothing to think about, just a pleasant buzz and you can still drive home.
No shame, I guess. Give the people what they want.
That's right Fish-Bulb! It's a Japanese Rice Lager - brewed with a good dose or rice and it makes for a super drinkable, refreshing lager that's perfect for digging through the garbage dump and investigating why your face is on a package of laundry detergent. This is all a Simpson's reference if you didn't know.
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